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March 24, 2011 / The Ghost

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

A spaghettiwestern without cheese on the spaghetti doesn’ t taste too good.

I don’ t get it, am I the only one who likes his spaghetti with cheese? I also don’ t understand who is the good one, who is the bad one en who is the ugly one. They are all ugly, they are all bad and none of them is good. Except for Tuco’ s brother in the monastry maybe.

My alternate ending:

Aliens find the gold and buy drugs with it. They deal these drugs with all people and take over control of the world. Clint Eastwood finally duels with the aliens on a cemetary and kills them. He dances around their burning bodies while he yells “yipiyayee” while Tuco (Eli Wallach) aims at him and shoots. But of course Clint was clever enough to get the bullets out of Tuco’ s pistol. They start fighting and one thing comes to another. They start kissing and end up in a tent, in the middle of the mountains. The burning pile of aliens keeps them warm while they make sweet love.

The following morning Clint finds Tuco dead in his arms, he had a heart attack. Clint is very happy (and a little bit sad because of what happened to Tuco). The money is his now. He throws the best western-party ever and becomes the most popular cowboy in history. 50 Cent and Snoop Dog are playing at the party. Cool and the Gang start the party with “Celebration Time“! It’ s so awesome.

“The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” on IMDB. Rate: 3/10. One for the Good, one for the Bad and one for the Ugly.


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