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April 6, 2011 / The Ghost

E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial

E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial, but I only saw one alien, where was the extra one?!



I wouldn’ t put my finger on the heart of the boy. Put the finger in my anus and let it glow. 🙂

My alternate ending:

Make ET evil. All aliens are evil. It’ s so not realistic to make him peacefull. Other good examples to make this a good movie:

Paul is the only friendly alien. Everyone knows that. Possible adjusted lines for ET:

  • “E.T. phones home” is so lame.. Make it “E.T. eats home” or “E.T. burns home”
  • “Be good” could become “Be dead”, or “Die Elliot, die!”
  • You can also make him do sounds like “RAAAAAH” or “GRRRRRR”. That always works!
  • He could touch Elliot, so he gets mutated into an evil alien and his mum has to kill him so she wouldn’ t change into an alien herself.

At the end E.T. dies because he can’ t Earth’s micro organisms and gets totally pwned by the army.

“E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial” on IMDB. Rate: 0010001011101101/011001010. Because aliens count binary.

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