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April 16, 2011 / The Ghost

Planet Terror

Where is the planet in this movie? I thought it would be like Pandora in Avatar. Sad enough, it wasn’ t.



Yes, this movie is sad when you start watching it. But it’ s like getting your penis stuck in the pipe of a vacuum cleaner. First you want to get out as fast as you can, but when you realise you’ re stuck, you’ re starting to think: “Well, I’ m stuck, I might as well ‘enjoy’ it” (If you get what I mean šŸ˜‰ šŸ˜‰ ). And so I did. Both the movie and the vacuum cleaner.

The movie really got started when the woman loses her leg and gets a machine gun as a prothese. I’ d prefer a vibrator or something like that, but hey, a machine gun is pretty cool as well, right?!

Robert Rodriguez does a great job directing this movie. Together with Rose McGonan he made this movie one of the best movies ever. The only thing missing there, was a planet. How would that be like? A planet full of hot girls with machinegunlegs, all naked and with ponytails because they haven’ t got a good civilisation yet. I will “civilise” them, if you get what I mean? Hahaha ^^

“Planet Terror” on IMDB. Rate: 11/10

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