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October 21, 2014 / The Ghost

Piranha 3DD

It’s fantastic how anyone of us can project him or herself in one of the characters of this epic drama. Me, I found myself very close to Josh.

 

 

Piranha 3DD is one of the best movies I’ve seen so far. The three dimensions they mention in the title aren’t only real dimensions you can see with your 3D-glasses on. The movie has so many epic plotlines they can be seen as dimensions as well. Also, the “Adult pool” made rise a third dimension in my pants. Fantastic.

To conclude: there are 3 dimensions in this movie, of which one has three dimensions and another one creates an actual third dimension of which the dimensions are different for every viewer. And that, dear Hollywood, is where the story gets overly complicated. AGAIN. You should have kept it nice and simple, like in Avatar. But unnecessarily a plot was added to this movie. I hate plots.

Anyhow, I’m looking forward to the next movie in line. Perhaps you can call it Piranha 3DDD. I’ m curious to experience the next dimension! Would love to see some piranhas having oral sex, or girls with triple D’s. Smaller bra sizes just won’t do the job.

 

Favorite quote
Shelby: “Josh had to cut his penis off because a piranha came out of my vagina!”

 

Piranha 3DD” on IMDB. 30/10. One point for every dimension, that makes 3 and a 0 for everything else: 30!

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