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November 27, 2014 / The Ghost

Buy the new Suck-Detector for only $ 9.99

The brand new suck-detector is a must-have in every household. It will tell you whether a movie sucks in 1-2-3.

Manual

  1. Switch the suck-detector on.*
  2. Make sure you have wifi turned on by turning the switches to “1”.
    A connection with this blog will be made instantly.
  3. Put the headphone on your head**.
  4. Aim the James Cameron image to your screen.
    It’s important Jamesie is looking towards you and the bar is not stuck in your anus.
  5. You will hear a woman scream when the movie sucks.
    The same woman will get an orgasm if the movie is fantastic.***

 

* Only James Cameron is able to activate the device.
** It will not work when you put it on your dick. I tried.
*** Only trained professionals like myself will notice the difference between the scream and the woman getting an orgasm.

 

Buy

You can buy this excellent piece of equipment for only $9.99. We only accept Apple stocks.
No restitution possible.

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