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November 7, 2015 / The Ghost

Tomorrowland

Let me start by saying: what a terrible rip-off. Of the owners of Tomorrowland of course.

 

 

The people behind the big festival “Tomorrowland” have such a huge ego, that they wanted Disney, the best company in the world, to change the title of their movie in Belgium to “Project T” just because it happened to be the same. And then they claim that Tomorrowland was first. Yes, exactly, it was first, IN DISNEYLAND RESORT PARIS, because the movie is named after their science-fiction section of the park! You can fool the world, but you can’t fool me, retards!

So they ripped off Disney and then say they got duped. Just for that fact alone and to twist off the wrinkled little nutsacks of the festival’s owners, I will give this movie a ten out of ten. No further review required. Also, don’t go to their festival with their oompa-oompa false tunes they call music. Don’t make me laugh. That’s the movie’s job.

 

Tomorrowland AKA Project T on IMDB: 10/10.

 

… Sigh, okay. I know you can’t all be as smart as me, so I will do you the favor of reviewing it anyway. You’re welcome, by the way.

 

Frank Walker (played by George Clooney) and Casey Newton (played by Britt Robertson) meet each other under strange circumstances and get the means to travel to the future (or some alternate version of it) to try and save it. That is pretty much all you need to know. It is Disney after all. And the best thing is that the future looks beautiful because during the movie, I never saw David Guetta, Avicii, Dimitri Vegas, Tiesto, Armin Van Buuren and all those other mix table morons. Now that is the kind of Tomorrowland I like to live in.

The only thing that would make this movie better, is the following soundtrack. I have already sent my proposition to Brad Bird and expect him to respond positively within the next 24 hours.

 

 

Tomorrowland AKA Project T AKA They Have To Change The Title Because My Festival Is Way More Important Because I Have To Overcompensate For The Little Microphone In My Pants on IMDB: 11/10. An extra point just to show you how much better it is than the festival.

Tomorrowland AKA The Festival That Loves To Rip Off People And Then Blame Everybody Else on IMDB: 0/10. There is no link on IMDB, because it’s not important enough to be listed anywhere.

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